Renovation

Replacing the Front Porch Columns

MatthewApril 10, 20204 Comments

There’s a lot of plastic on our house. Vinyl siding, railings, mouldings…none of it was maintained particularly well, so we’ll be replacing it over time with things like wood and metal. This is the only picture I can find of the railing on our house before Katie and I got frustrated with it and I kicked it down:

That picture doesn’t really let you appreciate how much of the railing was being supported with pieces of brick and other detritus wedged under the bottom rail. After we demolished it, we were left with this:

Much better! Except that demolition revealed that the reason the railing wasn’t attached to the columns was large amounts of wood rot. Every time it rained, the hollow rails would collect with water and hold it against the wooden posts, so once the paint on the columns deteriorated, that was pretty much it. Water almost always beats wood. We couldn’t find any premade columns that we really liked, and we kind of liked the idea of doing something custom anyway, so we bought a bottle jack from Harbor Freight for $30 and went to town.

Hollow columns would probably have supported the roof with no problem, but we're us so we used pressure-treated 6x6s.

We used a circular saw to cut around all 4 edges of the column and then finished off the middle with the reciprocating saw.

We used a 2x4 to raise the roof, moved the old column around until it came out, and then replaced it with our new posts.

First column is in place. We could breathe again.

All secured in. These are resting on aluminum baseplates, so rust and decay shouldn't be an issue.

Once we had done a couple, I felt secure enough to step away and get a picture of the T in use.

All done! No cave-ins, and the house is still standing!

More treated wood and some PVC to pretty everything up.

Apparently, not enough glue or nails. This only took a week or so to warp.

A little mitered box for the top of the bottom wrap.

Starting on the bottom moulding. So many miter cuts.

The very bottom is PVC, so it can get as wet as it wants and it'll never rot.

As soon as I finished the last capital, it started pouring rain. Break time!

Mitering some more boards for the last component of the column wraps.

I ran all of these through the table saw to bevel the tops just enough for rain to run off and not collect.

It's hard to see the slope on the individual boards, but it adds up quickly when you stack them.

The finished product. Time for caulk and paint!

Caulking and puttying took foreeeeeever.

After a couple coats of paint, we were all finished. File this one under “things we didn’t think we could do, but did anyway.”

In Project, Renovation, Upstairs Bathroom

Upstairs Bathroom: Complete!

MatthewSeptember 16, 2019September 16, 20192 Comments

Contrary to popular (mainly Katie’s) belief, I do actually finish a project every now and then. The upstairs bathroom is included on that elite list. But before I could scratch it off of the project list, some finishing touches had to be completed:

In Downstairs, Exterior, Renovation

Doo Doo Doo, Knockin’ Down Our Front Door

MatthewAugust 24, 2019August 24, 2019Leave a comment

Whoever painted our house before we moved in selected a really lovely shade of baby diarrhea brown for the front door. Naturally, we decided that we’d like to have an entrance to the house that skewed a little less scatological. In a perfect world, this would involve spritzing a little paint stripper on the door, letting it work its magic, and then scraping everything off to reveal a beautifully-grained slab of wood that could be stained, polyurethaned, and enjoyed for many years to come.

In reality, after fighting with the paint scraper for a while, I discovered that there was another layer of paint under the copro-tastic brown. I took a knife and scraped some of that to discover another layer of paint, so Plan B was activated: let’s replace the front door! We’ve done this zero times before, so why not? After taking a trip to Home Depot, we discovered that the opening for the front door was two inches shorter than a standard opening. No problem – let’s open up the wall and raise the header!

In Project, Renovation, Upstairs Bathroom

Upstairs Bathroom: Tile!

MatthewAugust 19, 2019August 19, 20191 Comment

Most people don’t take a year to tile their bathrooms. Those people aren’t me. This post is mainly just going to be an image dump, so buckle in!

Nobody can ever accuse me of not using enough spacers.

I'm (not) really proud of my tile remnant braces.

I am actually proud of tiling under and behind the vanity, even though it's pretty much completely unnecessary.

Nipping all of the little penny tiles was a NIGHTMARE.

We couldn't find any suitable tiles to trim the nooks out, so we bought some bullnose tiles and I cut most of them off.

Check out the symmetry I've got going on between the top and bottom borders.

The final wall. I came back and filled in that gap with a tile that I drilled a hole in to accommodate the shower line.

Test fitting the floor tile. Dreading laying it down.

I'm having flashbacks to nipping all of the edge tiles in half.

And no more rows of tile to go. FINALLY.

This is when I realized that I didn't like the spacing on some of the tiles, especially in the corners. You can actually listen to my heart breaking if you turn up your speakers.

You can see the same bullnose tiles I used around the nook here, but this time I used the whole tile.

The grout left this really nifty stain on all of the floor tiles. I was super excited to find out about that.

Vinegar and a toothbrush took care of it. Luckily, there were only about 600 tiles to scrub!

So endeth the great tiling odyssey of 2016-2017.

Things I learned:

Wipe grout off of matte tile as quickly as possible
Use big tiles
Don’t try to use a wet tile saw indoors
If you’re making a lot of straight cuts, invest in a good tile snap cutter

Next up: caulk, paint, finishing touches, and NOT HAVING TO GO DOWNSTAIRS TO USE THE BATHROOM ANYMORE THANK THE LORD!

In Project, Renovation, Upstairs Bathroom

Upstairs Bathroom: Demo & Pre-Tile

MatthewAugust 14, 20191 Comment

The week after we moved into the house, I was taking a shower upstairs while Katie was straightening her hair in the bathroom directly under me. All of a sudden, water started to drip out of the ceiling above her. Neat.

It turns out that the previous owners cracked the bathtub in the upstairs bathroom, and instead of patching it or replacing it like a sane, non-shady person, they just smeared some caulk on it so it would hold water during inspections. Once we started to use the bathtub, the caulk broke free of the plastic tub, and so water was free to roam the space between the first and second floors.