Whoever painted our house before we moved in selected a really lovely shade of baby diarrhea brown for the front door. Naturally, we decided that we’d like to have an entrance to the house that skewed a little less scatological. In a perfect world, this would involve spritzing a little paint stripper on the door, letting it work its magic, and then scraping everything off to reveal a beautifully-grained slab of wood that could be stained, polyurethaned, and enjoyed for many years to come.
Doo Doo Doo, Knockin’ Down Our Front Door
